Will's Journal

NewDirections
Dear Journal,

I decided a good assignment for the kids would be writing journals. The poor teenagers are so stressed out lately- I don't blame them! If we don't do well at Regionals this year, Glee club will probably come to an end.

My life has been pretty stressful lately. My ex-wife, Terri faked being pregnant leading to our divorce. My relationship with Emma has been off and on and we were finally together until there was some confusion in my life and we took a break. Unfortunately during that break, Emma found Carl Howell. They are now married, ruining our chances forever at being together. Competing against Vocal Adrenaline, Sue trying to destroy Glee Club, and the tight budget for Glee is all so overwhelming.

Well anyway, I better get back to grading Spanish paper and then finding songs for our approaching reagional competition.

Tina's Journal

gothgirl

Dear Journal,

I'm Tina Cohen-Chang. I am writing in a journal because Mr. Shue is making all New Directions members do it. I don't really mind, I would rather just be spending time with Mike. Mike (Mike Chang) is my current boyfriend. I spent a whole summer with him teaching  tech-savvy Asian ASI kids about the arts with Mike. I also love Mike's ABs. I have blue streaks in my black hair; it brings out my style. I usually wear goth-like clothing.

Well, that's all for now.

Sue's Journal

DestroyGlee4ever
Dear Journal,

I am the one and only Sue Sylvester. Enough said.

But I will go on. My one goal in life is to destroy Glee Club. I must slash through it because Will Schuester is my E.F.L. (enemy for life). He has awful hair. I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.

I am amazing and the coach of the Cheerios. I am an award-winning cheerleading coach, former principal of William McKinley High School, top 700 recording artist, and famous from Sue's Corner on the news.

And that's how Sue Cs it.

Santana's Smokin' Journal

cheerios1

Dear Journal,

So Mr. Shue gave us these like really dumb journals to write in about our lives and like "relieve stress." It's not like I have any stress to relieve at all. I mean, sure I'm like super mad that Quinnbitch told Coach Sylvester that I got a boob job, but whatever. I'm totally not stressing. And duh I'm mad that Artie and Brittany are together, but it's no biggie. Totally.

Bye, I have to get back to my life now, bitch:

Sam's Journal

ilovequinn
Dear Journal,
Mr. Shue is making us write in these journals. I don't know how this is going to relieve stress, but whatever.


So my name is Sam Evans.I have not been with New Directions since they first started at McKinley High, I moved from an all boys boarding school during New Direction's second year. I am on the football team.I am currently in a relationship with Quinn Fabray. Well, thats It for now.

Rachel's Journal

iamastar
Dear Journal,
Mr. Shue wants us to write journals for Glee Club. I think it's a fabulous idea. I can use mine to record day by day my road to fame. Then when I am a world famous Broadway performer, I can look back and see how hard the journey was (especially with the other Glee kids dragging me down at first, then occasionally stealing my solos, and just plain making it hard to succeed).

I am actually not really feeling in the mood to sing right now, which is unusual might I add, because my heartbreak over Finn is just so devastating.  Don't worry, this isn't over yet. You know I will stop at nothing to get him back.

Anyway, lets write about more important things. I am a star. I am the Glee Club's [most obviously] best member. I get all the solos and I can basically perform any written word in any environment. I have been dancing since before I could walk and am extremely talented.

I have to note that I have been in 2 previous relationships: Jesse St. James, who I don't like to talk about, and Finn Hudson, which cannot possibly be over yet. If anyone mentions to me anything about Noah Puckerman, I choose to deny and ignore the fact that it was any sort of "relationship" as he was the cause of my break-up with Finn. In truth, it really is all my fault but I know Finn and I still love each other and will someday get married.

Anyway, I must get back to practicing for my next solo, so I will write later. Love,



Quinn's Journal

headcheer

Dear Journal,
Mr. Shue is making us write in these journals. I have a life, so we are going to make this quick.

My name is Quinn Fabray. I am captain of the cheerleading team, and my cute boyfriend's name is Sam.