Sue's Journal

DestroyGlee4ever
Dear Journal,

I am the one and only Sue Sylvester. Enough said.

But I will go on. My one goal in life is to destroy Glee Club. I must slash through it because Will Schuester is my E.F.L. (enemy for life). He has awful hair. I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.

I am amazing and the coach of the Cheerios. I am an award-winning cheerleading coach, former principal of William McKinley High School, top 700 recording artist, and famous from Sue's Corner on the news.

And that's how Sue Cs it.