Emma's Journal

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Dear Journal,
I was talking to Will Schuester, my ex-boyfriend. He said that he was making his glee students write in a journal about themselves to relieve stress. I went home that night and was talking to Carl Howell, my husband, about my day. I mentioned the journals, and my husband is now making me write one. He thinks it will help me with my OCD.


So, here I go. My name is Emma Pillsbury-Howell. I am the guidance counselor at William McKinley High. I am afraid of germs, so everything must be super clean. My pencil is nice and clean. I just polished it for three hours. Carl Howell has been helping me with my fear though. A couple weeks ago, we bought green grapes and red grapes. Then we put them together in the same bowl and just ate them. It was madness! Sheer madness!