Will's Journal

NewDirections
Dear Journal,

I decided a good assignment for the kids would be writing journals. The poor teenagers are so stressed out lately- I don't blame them! If we don't do well at Regionals this year, Glee club will probably come to an end.

My life has been pretty stressful lately. My ex-wife, Terri faked being pregnant leading to our divorce. My relationship with Emma has been off and on and we were finally together until there was some confusion in my life and we took a break. Unfortunately during that break, Emma found Carl Howell. They are now married, ruining our chances forever at being together. Competing against Vocal Adrenaline, Sue trying to destroy Glee Club, and the tight budget for Glee is all so overwhelming.

Well anyway, I better get back to grading Spanish paper and then finding songs for our approaching reagional competition.

Tina's Journal

gothgirl

Dear Journal,

I'm Tina Cohen-Chang. I am writing in a journal because Mr. Shue is making all New Directions members do it. I don't really mind, I would rather just be spending time with Mike. Mike (Mike Chang) is my current boyfriend. I spent a whole summer with him teaching  tech-savvy Asian ASI kids about the arts with Mike. I also love Mike's ABs. I have blue streaks in my black hair; it brings out my style. I usually wear goth-like clothing.

Well, that's all for now.

Sue's Journal

DestroyGlee4ever
Dear Journal,

I am the one and only Sue Sylvester. Enough said.

But I will go on. My one goal in life is to destroy Glee Club. I must slash through it because Will Schuester is my E.F.L. (enemy for life). He has awful hair. I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.

I am amazing and the coach of the Cheerios. I am an award-winning cheerleading coach, former principal of William McKinley High School, top 700 recording artist, and famous from Sue's Corner on the news.

And that's how Sue Cs it.

Santana's Smokin' Journal

cheerios1

Dear Journal,

So Mr. Shue gave us these like really dumb journals to write in about our lives and like "relieve stress." It's not like I have any stress to relieve at all. I mean, sure I'm like super mad that Quinnbitch told Coach Sylvester that I got a boob job, but whatever. I'm totally not stressing. And duh I'm mad that Artie and Brittany are together, but it's no biggie. Totally.

Bye, I have to get back to my life now, bitch:

Sam's Journal

ilovequinn
Dear Journal,
Mr. Shue is making us write in these journals. I don't know how this is going to relieve stress, but whatever.


So my name is Sam Evans.I have not been with New Directions since they first started at McKinley High, I moved from an all boys boarding school during New Direction's second year. I am on the football team.I am currently in a relationship with Quinn Fabray. Well, thats It for now.

Rachel's Journal

iamastar
Dear Journal,
Mr. Shue wants us to write journals for Glee Club. I think it's a fabulous idea. I can use mine to record day by day my road to fame. Then when I am a world famous Broadway performer, I can look back and see how hard the journey was (especially with the other Glee kids dragging me down at first, then occasionally stealing my solos, and just plain making it hard to succeed).

I am actually not really feeling in the mood to sing right now, which is unusual might I add, because my heartbreak over Finn is just so devastating.  Don't worry, this isn't over yet. You know I will stop at nothing to get him back.

Anyway, lets write about more important things. I am a star. I am the Glee Club's [most obviously] best member. I get all the solos and I can basically perform any written word in any environment. I have been dancing since before I could walk and am extremely talented.

I have to note that I have been in 2 previous relationships: Jesse St. James, who I don't like to talk about, and Finn Hudson, which cannot possibly be over yet. If anyone mentions to me anything about Noah Puckerman, I choose to deny and ignore the fact that it was any sort of "relationship" as he was the cause of my break-up with Finn. In truth, it really is all my fault but I know Finn and I still love each other and will someday get married.

Anyway, I must get back to practicing for my next solo, so I will write later. Love,



Quinn's Journal

headcheer

Dear Journal,
Mr. Shue is making us write in these journals. I have a life, so we are going to make this quick.

My name is Quinn Fabray. I am captain of the cheerleading team, and my cute boyfriend's name is Sam.

Puck's Badass Journal

footballman

Dear journal,

So Mr. Shue gave us these journals to write in about our lives and stuff.  So here's all you need to know.

I'm Puck. I am a total badass and sex shark, am into older women, am a proud jew, and the father of Beth, who is me and Quinn's daughter but who was adopted by the coach of Vocal Adrenaline, which is kind of weird.

I'm also still in love with Quinn, although if ayone finds out I'll deny it and then beat them up.

Mercedes's Journal

diva123

Dear Journal,

Mr. Shue gave us these journals to "relieve stress" and write about our lives. I think it's a great idea because when I get my record deal, I'll publish this and people will read this to find out what life was like in high school.

So I'm Mercedes Jones. I am a self-proclaimed diva and best friend of one Kurt Hummel.  I am an amazing, but underappreciated, singer and I rarely get solos although Mr. Shue always expects me to whale on the last note. I'm also way better than Rachel, and I hate to admit it, Kurt, but that's only because my vocal range is acceptable and normal for my gender. But I still really like him and support him. But this journal is all about me, not Kurt.

I am the best dresser in New Directions now that Kurt is gone, and I may or may not be dating this guy named Anthony... but that's a secret.  I used to not like Santana but now we're kind of friends.

That's all for now. To recap, all you need to know is that I am totally the best singer in New Directions, am a diva, and am best friends with Kurt.

Kurt's Journal

fashionista

Dear Journal,

Mr. Shue, the New Directions teacher, gave the kids in glee club journals to write about their lives, so I decided to do the same thing, to make me feel like I am still part of it, even though I am a very happy Warbler at the moment. So here's your insight into the amazing life of Kurt Hummel.

As my name suggests, I am a fashionista, and of the belief that every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.  As anyone who knows me knows, I am gay and very proud of who I am. I will not change for anyone.  I am also in love with this wonderful boy at school named Blaine, but more on that later. I was bullied horrendously at McKinley, which made me transfer to Dalton. I have an amazing voice which is much better than Rachel Berry's, although Mr. Shue seems to think otherwise.  My father has recently gotten married to Carole Hudson, who is this boy Finn's mom. I used to be totally in love with Finn but I'm completely over him now. I have Blaine and I am content.

Finn's Journal

GleeStud

Dear Journal,

Hey it's Finn. I'm not really sure why we're doing these journals. I overheard Puck saying he was gonna sell his to make money for... whatever it is he makes money for... at football practice yesterday. Well to tell you the truth, I've had a rough month so maybe this journal idea makes some sense.

Last year was hard on me- balancing being the quarterback, keeping my popular rep, being in Glee Club, Quinn getting pregnant (and me spending the majority of my sophomore year thinking I was a father), Kurt.., and an off/on relationship with Rachel. Now after *finally* dating her, I broke up with Rachel because she made out with Puck after finding out I had sex with Santana last year. But Rachel and I weren't even dating- she was with that stupid Jessie kid!

Now both of the girls I've dated cheated on me for Puck. I'm miserble now. I really need to focus on football and Glee instead of Rachel who's constantly trying to apologize. I still love Rachel (too much to let her go I fear) but what she did really hurt.

Emma's Journal

nomesses

Dear Journal,
I was talking to Will Schuester, my ex-boyfriend. He said that he was making his glee students write in a journal about themselves to relieve stress. I went home that night and was talking to Carl Howell, my husband, about my day. I mentioned the journals, and my husband is now making me write one. He thinks it will help me with my OCD.


So, here I go. My name is Emma Pillsbury-Howell. I am the guidance counselor at William McKinley High. I am afraid of germs, so everything must be super clean. My pencil is nice and clean. I just polished it for three hours. Carl Howell has been helping me with my fear though. A couple weeks ago, we bought green grapes and red grapes. Then we put them together in the same bowl and just ate them. It was madness! Sheer madness!

Brittany's Journal

cheerios2

Drae Journl,


Mr. Schue gave us these journls to rite about our lives. It was nice of him.


My naem is Brittany S. Pierce and I love Santa and unicorns. I know the square root of 2 its rainbows. I made out with pretty much evrybody in the skool including Kurt who is capital G gay. my Best friend is Santana and if sex is considered dating then we would be dating. i am a Cheeroi and its fun i used to spy for Ms Sylvester but i love glee club now


my boyfriend is named ariet i love him and he can walk now thank you santa!!



p.s. this took me 2 hours to rite im proud

Artie's Journal

dancer456

Dear Journal,

So Mr. Shue wants us all to write journals about "who we are and what's happening in our lives" to "relieve stress." I'm not really sure what to write but.... I love Glee Club and the football team. My dream is to be a dancer but the only person who knows that secret is Tina who broke up with me this year. Luckily, I found someone better- Brittany. She helped me get a mechanical walker thing for Christmas and I can now walk sometimes. Brittany is adorable and magical. I really love how she still believes in Santa and her interesting way of looking at life.